#14) I've learned... that you should leave the haircuts to the professionals. (Reference: the big pigtail debacle of my earlier years when i thought one pigtail was quite enough and proceeded to snip the other one off.)
#13) I've learned... that there CAN be a little tail on the end of a capital "U". (Ironically I had to learn this lesson twice in my life - once when I was 10, the other when I was 27. Jenny, you knew this one was going to make the list...)
#12) I've learned... that you can't pay for something with a Kleenex.
#11) I've learned... that no matter how finely you chop onions, they're still onions. And I WILL find them.
#10) I've learned... that if you poop on your mom as a baby (yes it was diarrhea and yes she was wearing a white outfit), you will hear about it at least once a year for the rest of your life.
#9) I've learned... that you should always use the spell check (or just spell things right in the first place). People can make many assumptions about you simply based on your spelling ability. (And yes, I totally had to spell check "diarrhea". I'm an A+ speller, but let's be realistic...)
#8) I've learned... that it doesn't matter how big your house is, it just matters what's in it. Wait, that didn't sound right... Ok, what matters are the people and the love that are in it.
#7) I've learned... that I have no idea how we existed before cell phones, debit cards, and the internet. (I'm feeling the pain since I lost my debit card this week... agh!)